oceaneyedscribe:

latestbutgreatest:

vos-intelligere-noluerunt:

yasgawd:

nothing is like getting ate out with no pressure to have sex afterwards

god bless guys who eat just to eat

🙌🙌🙌

Baaaaae.

oceaneyedscribe:

bluuraee:

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

😍😍😍😍

This is probably my favorite post, ever.

scarymarymusic:

SWV - Right Here (Human Nature Remix)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

estrella-fuego:

purpbanga:

vinebox:

When someone got you so fucked up that you respond without words 

Lmao maaaannnnn listen

ALL THE TIME.