epicleicaness:

doctorofdragons:

Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time. 

BURN

"   When did Martin Luther King get transformed from a revolutionary civil rights leader that the FBI feared into a teddy bear that only says “I Have A Dream” when you pull the string?   "
Hari Kondabolu  (via stephenjoaquinphoenixdown)

thinksquad:

More than twelve and a half thousand people in St. John parish are at risk of a brain eating amoeba detected in the water system.

A water sample taken two weeks ago by the Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals tested positive for the potentially deadly amoeba called Naegleria fowleri.

Residents in Reserve, Garyville and Mt. Airy have been advised to take precautions.

This is the same brain eating amoeba found in both St. Bernard and DeSoto Parish last year and blamed for two deaths.

There are no known current cases of illness.

Health officials say the amoeba can only be harmful if ingested through the nose.

A chlorine burn through the water system will begin Thursday, followed by a sixty day wait to see if the amoeba has flushed out.

According to officials, “the parish’s system is currently in compliance with all state and federal drinking water regulations, including the Louisiana Department of Health and Hospital’s emergency rule for Naegleria fowleri.”

http://wgno.com/2014/08/28/st-john-parish-drinking-water-tests-positive-for-brain-eating-amoeba/

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

To all the people who only compliment my hair/ ask what products I use when it’s extra defined on wash day

proteinpills:

You have been SEENT.

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

thatawkwardnothing:

of course you can trust me for really good relationship advice, do you know how many YA romance novels i’ve read