thatfunnyblog:

I honestly love this man

Funny Stuff you like?

finalfantasyixost:

the-real-goddamazon:

theladyinthestripeddress:

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

this is the realest post on tumblr

"   I guess you ain’t really hungry then.   "
A response from the home owner, usually a parent or grandparent, when one rejects their undesirable food options. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)
"   Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex.   "
(via buddhistbabe)

sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball